Excellent satire, Annomaly. Well developed and logical. If only ...
FatFreek 2005
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PART DEUX: AN ALTERNATIVE CONVERSATION WITH A NEIGHBOR - Watchtower, November 2014
by AnnOMaly inthe second contrived and unrealistic conversation that one of jehovahs witnesses imagined having with a neighbor in the november 2014 watchtower will not be reproduced here.
instead let us imagine the other witness named andre (sorry, i meant) cameron has returned to the home of the other man also named jon.. nebuchadnezzars dream a tortuous recapcameron: hi there, neighbor!.
jon: whoa!
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YES, you CAN shag your friends maid!!! It's all good !!
by DATA-DOG in20 if a man lies carnally with a woman who is a slave, betrothed to another man and not yet ransomed or given her freedom, an inquiry shall be held.
they shall not be put to death, because she was not free; 21 but he shall bring a guilt offering for himself to the lord , to the door of the tent of meeting, a ram for a guilt offering.
22 and the priest shall make atonement for him with the ram of the guilt offering before the lord for his sin which he has committed; and the sin which he has committed shall be forgiven him.. leviticus 19:20-22.
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FatFreek 2005
Since Jah doesn't tolerate it today he went thru a learning curve.
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The pope apologized to a group today -- has the GB ever done that?
by FatFreek 2005 ini understand that the group was comprised of sex abuse victims at the hands of church clergy.
that got me to thinking -- has the gb ever apologized to the flock?
its teachings that are compulsory have been relaxed numerous times over the years.
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FatFreek 2005
I understand that the group was comprised of sex abuse victims at the hands of church clergy. That got me to thinking -- has the GB ever apologized to the flock? Its teachings that are compulsory have been relaxed numerous times over the years. Prohibitions of blood transfusions, organ transplants, imprisonment for refusal to serve in the military, failed prophetic dates that encouraged JW's to sell their homes, quit their regular jobs, etc. Ms Conti, the victim of the recent sex abuse -- has she been apologized to?
The victims of all this have never, to my knowledge, received those magical words, "We're sorry".
What say ya'll?
Len
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Would it be possible to get notifications of replies, to Topics we've subscribed to, in the future?
by defender of truth ini'm not complaining, jwn is an excellent research and discussion site, and easy to use.
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it's just that i feel i have to scroll back through pages of threads every day to see who, if anyone, has replied to me.. only asking, thank you for your hard work, simon and the mods..
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FatFreek 2005
I always "Bookmark this page"using my Chrome browser, all of my posts, creating a brief description of the topic and the count of views at that moment. When I get done with this one, for example, I will have added a bookmark labeled "notification of replies, 261".
That way, I can find the exact thread easily; plus the number of reads after my post is derived by subtraction.
Len
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Disfellowshipping - The 10 year rule?
by Gembean inis it true there is a 10 year rule?
i was reading on here when i saw someone quote it?
i've never heard of it before!.
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FatFreek 2005
I was df'd in '77 (37 years ago). Two sons continue to shun me. One of them has 3 children, oldest 24, whom I have never met.
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Reconciling animals and suffering
by Pacopoolio inwe know that christians generally go through ridiculous mental voodoo to explain why a benevolent god allows human suffering, and none of it makes any sense, or is filled with bunk logic.
that's what happens when you try and retrofit a jewish "god is good and evil" religion into a benevolent religion.. .
one of the biggest "trips" to a jw/christian in continuing this line of thought is asking them why god would create animals simply to suffer and die, then, after they try to blame everything on adam (whose brain god supposedly created, and who put him into the exact situation that had an influence on that brain to cause him to sin).
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Reconciling animals and suffering
by Pacopoolio inwe know that christians generally go through ridiculous mental voodoo to explain why a benevolent god allows human suffering, and none of it makes any sense, or is filled with bunk logic.
that's what happens when you try and retrofit a jewish "god is good and evil" religion into a benevolent religion.. .
one of the biggest "trips" to a jw/christian in continuing this line of thought is asking them why god would create animals simply to suffer and die, then, after they try to blame everything on adam (whose brain god supposedly created, and who put him into the exact situation that had an influence on that brain to cause him to sin).
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Reconciling animals and suffering
by Pacopoolio inwe know that christians generally go through ridiculous mental voodoo to explain why a benevolent god allows human suffering, and none of it makes any sense, or is filled with bunk logic.
that's what happens when you try and retrofit a jewish "god is good and evil" religion into a benevolent religion.. .
one of the biggest "trips" to a jw/christian in continuing this line of thought is asking them why god would create animals simply to suffer and die, then, after they try to blame everything on adam (whose brain god supposedly created, and who put him into the exact situation that had an influence on that brain to cause him to sin).
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FatFreek 2005
To preface my comments, I am having a turkey breast sandwich for lunch. Sorry, Tom, for your suffering.
A very good post. To go further, where is the line in the creature kingdom that we humans should treat them "humanely"? I regularly kill and poison armadillos, mosquitos, roaches, and fire ants. When riding my bicycle, I will go that far when a dog invades my space. Inside my house, anything not invited is fair game. When I hit a deer while driving a few years ago I stopped and turned around. If I had found the ailing deer I was prepared to put it to sleep. Why? If I kill a squirrel or cat why don't I do the same?
Len
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Database of all Kingdom Halls?
by slipnslidemaster inis there a database or mailing list of all kingdom halls in the us?.
if you also had po names that would be even better.... slipnslidemaster:"it is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.".
- jerome k. jerome
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FatFreek 2005
Hi Bats,
I just checked out your tip. Yes, it appears you can get any meeting place in the world but, as far as I can see -- one at a time. They'd probably shut you off after a dozen or so.
Len
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How do individual JW's justify Jehovah's Old Testament orders to kill little children even babies (amalekites, canaanites)?
by Daniel1555 inin 1. samuel 15:2-3 we read jehovah's order to kill "all" amalekites.
it says "you are to put them to death, man as well as woman, child as well as infant...".
in deuteronomy 2:32-34 the israelites say about sihon.
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FatFreek 2005
The Old Testament was Jehovah's learning curve.
Len